How to be a popular fashion blogger

Follow these rules, and you will succeed...

1) Be 21 years old and 80 lbs.
2) Only shop for clothes from these stores:
     American Apparel, H&M, Zara, Forever 21, vintage stores that are really hard to get to
     ...ooops...Topshop (of course)
3) Have Jeffrey Campbell shoes, especially the Litas.
4) Wear clothes, bags and shoes from these designers once in awhile:
     Alexander Wang, Balenciaga, Lanvin, Proenza Schouler, Celine, sometimes Marc Jacobs
5) Have uber cool blogger friends, sisters, or other half.
6) Have a nice DSLR...not some Nikon point-and-click.
7) Don't ever smile showing your teeth in pictures...ever.... It must never look like you're actually posing. It always has to look like you were caught on your way to a rendezvous with your uber cool friends, or on your way to that vintage store that only you know of. Never look happy.
Lacoste shirt, Rampage skirt, Tod's loafers, Upla satchel


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